In true "My Super Sweet 16" fashion... I ring your doorbell and find you jumping up and down sooooo honored to be receiving an invitation to THE party of the year, yoh. Usher and Beiber and shit (But I need a daddy to help make that shit happen for me, so in the meantime...) BAAA-RING YOUR BEAUTY AND TALENT, grab a spiked juice box, and practice your acceptance speech [tweet] cuz everyone's Grand Supreme in THIS hell! [juice! juice! juice! juice!] But only ONE can walk away with the Jon Benet Lifetime Achievement Award. Bring your friends! Let's ride bikes!